February 2009
January 2009
i am so blessed to have you in my life.
i am trying again.
meow. →
sometimes i wish i were a cat.
“everybody wants to be a cat. because a cat’s the only cat, who knows where it’s at.”
exotic answers for exotic dancers.
jade: she's a really good pole vaulter at our school.
amanda: what's a pole vaulter?
jade: you've never heard of a pole vaulter before? they're like the people who take the poles and jump over the arches. it's a sport.
amanda: oh, i thought pole vaulters were some type of exotic dancer or something...
grandmas.
me: yeah, my grandma is really cool.
katie: you know what? i've always wished i had a black grandma.
me: why?
katie: because black people are so much more fun than white people. they can like, sing and dance. AND RAP.
You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars. you have a...
– Desiderata by Max Ehrmann
jade
is quite afraid for finals this week. i seriously just want to start the new quarter, fresh and new.
i just want to start it over, give it another try.
my exams this week
are
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
^^^
that was equivalent to screaming at the top of mt. everest.
a house built of writer's block.
i have to write three stories by the end of the weekend.
pat yourself on the back, jade, and wish yourself luck.
I would reblog your reblog of my reblog, but that...
(via sonnetstockmar)
i must agree. you reblogging my reblog that you reblogged off of my blog would be quite REdiculous.
get it?
it’s okay, you don’t have to laugh.
Dear Jade, you are wonderful
sonnetstockmar:
jvak:
sonnet,
i just would like to let you know that i’m reading your posts.
just in case you are reading this.
and yes, i know what you are thinking.
so no, i am not a stalker.
why thank you, my dear sonnet.
hello,
emptiness.
ya know what ?
foreverbaby08:
i realized teenage love is really stupid. THAT’S WHY, i don’t like twlight.
i enjoy movies that are about people growing old together, MARRIAGE. two people who can get through years and years and love each other. NOT just two fucking weeks. (:
also, i’m done with everyone trying to push it down my throat. i’m reading it next quarter for starry, i’m excited. not to read it, but...
sonnet,
i just would like to let you know that i’m reading your posts.
just in case you are reading this.
and yes, i know what you are thinking.
so no, i am not a stalker.
it’s like buying a new Mercedes, you have to test drive the car.
madeline...
– miss madeline carlson (via acampbell)
apples to oranges.
all i have to say is…
“apple pie and honeymoon. which is sexier? this is a hard decision…”
“i got artichoke dip on the morgue.”
“hellen keller always wins.”
and last but definitely not least…
“hello, this is the city morgue calling. press one if you want to bury a dead person…”
acampbell:
jvak:
acampbell:
jvak:
after french fries and french kissing, daft punk is the best export from france ever.
oui oui to that!
this was in a marykate and ashley video once. and yes, i am retarded for knowing that. and no it was not passport to paris. ha.
i’m so glad you know that. and thank you for increasing my knowledge of mary kate and ashley facts. i don’t know where...
acampbell:
jvak:
after french fries and french kissing, daft punk is the best export from france ever.
oui oui to that!
this was in a marykate and ashley video once. and yes, i am retarded for knowing that. and no it was not passport to paris. ha.
i’m so glad you know that. and thank you for increasing my knowledge of mary kate and ashley facts. i don’t know where i’d...
after french fries and french kissing, daft punk is the best export from france ever.
oui oui to that!
one of my favorite things is when the sun bends around the shutters in the morning to say “hello.”
It takes a boy to love a million girls but it takes a real man to love one girl...
– (via acampbell)
and you thought that was ranch dressing…
– troy wallace ashbaugh.
obsessed. →
this is how this conversation should go regarding these shoes:
you: jade, can i buy you these shoes for no particular occasion?
me: of course! just leave them on my doorstep.
you: okay! thank you for letting me buy you these gorgeous christian louboutin sequined pumps, jade. you’re the best friend EVER.
yeah, i wish. now back to drowning myself in english homework.